No, No--You're Doing Your Terrorism All Wrong!

According to The BBC, The New York Times, and NPR, a U.S. official has been briefing journalists "on background" about the contents of a captured letter from senior Al Qaeda figure Ayman al-Zawahiri to Al Qaeda in Iraq leader Abu Musab al-Zarqawi.  The text of the letter itself has not yet been released to the public, but its themes could be (without stretching things very much) satirically paraphrased as follows:

(I don't really need to warn you that it's utterly repellent crap, do I?)

( Take ten pounds of rampant megalomania, five pounds of depraved indifference to human life, one teaspoon of crude poltical calculation, shake vigorously )

[Edit: feyandstrange points out that the text of the letter actually has been released. See her response for the link.]