Lies and Lying Liars

[saavedra77]

If you read this, if your eyes are passing over this right now (even if we don't speak often), please post a comment with a COMPLETELY MADE-UP, FICTIONAL "memory" of you and me. It can be anything you want - good or bad - BUT IT HAS TO BE FAKE.

When you're finished, post these two paragraphs on your blog and be surprised--or mortified--about what people DON'T ACTUALLY remember about you.

Picked from number42 's digital pocket.

Comments

[saavedra77.livejournal.com]

Um, you mean the guy we whacked in Oaxaca or the one we did in Rapid City ...? 'Cuz the ground over Mr. Rapid City's gonna be frozen harder than your boot camp drill seargent's ass, this time of year.

Maybe you can boost us a backhoe?

[(Anonymous)]

Shit this nigga axing me 'bout Rapid City. Imagine dat. Hell no I din't leave no muthafuckin documents in Rapid Shitty, what you think I am?!

[saavedra77.livejournal.com]

OK, then it's mariachi time! I'll whip up a couple fake passports. Hey! I hear that Julio rebuilt that bar in Ciudad Juarez! Whadda ya say we trash it for him, again, on the way down?